Friday, May 23, 2008

finally using com after 3 days.
these few days damn tired even though is like last few days of school.
ya so nothing.

did 2.4 today and it sucked.
timing was like 11min 59secs which is super slow
maybe cause i see ppl like jason then i feel like walking.

so during maths slacked
then recess.then no one was eating grass at the field.

then english is like the most boring lesson.
cause MR lim was like talking to her self about autism.
AND GUAILAN CHAMPION IS AUTISTIC.

and srsly he damn cb la.
go around telling ppl abt the stuff we do to him.
but nvr tell them the full story and stupid ppl like venkat believe.
i mean like use ur eyes to see la.
usually he is the one going around kp-ing ppl.
then blame me.venkat srsly use ur brain if u have one.
don tell me u ate it cause it was chocolate.LOLS.

so after school went to the lan below irc again.
played cs AGAIN.
then after cs went home.

YESTERDAY

didnt feel like going to school but still went.
slacked the whole day.played psp.
and srsly im never going to tell/lend anyone my psp if i bring.

its damn irritating you know.
keep asking ppl for their psp.
i mean like 1 or 2 times still okay.
but everyday also ask.extremely irritating la.

EVIL COWS WILL LIKE HUNT YOU DOWN AND SLAP YOU WITH ITS CLAWS.
GRASS MONSTERS WILL MAKE YOU TURN GRASSY.
MUTATED CHICKENS FROM KFC WILL JUST JUMP DOWN AND DIE.
SO MY CONCLUSION IS , SLAP YOUR MOM WHENEVER YOU BREATHE.

so yesterday after school went home first.
then met at clemeti interchange at 430.
then went to the lan below irc.

started playing cs.
im srsly noob when it comes to teaching ppl stuff.
or maybe the person i was teaching too dumb already.LOLS.

then owned and got owned.
called devin then he came.
played pool and owned him.LOL.

went for dinner.
ate some halal stuff cause im chinese.
CHAO DA TOU FU.
so finished eating grass then wanted to take 67 home.
but some noob ask me to follow them to clementi so i did.

then wasted like 30 mins but nvm.
cause i scared taking the lift home.
the lift will just suddenly go up w/o telling me.
and i always thought there were ppl above the lift pulling the lift up.

so went home.bathed.sleeped.

i srsly need to eat something now cause im starving and monsters.
i shall go find food now.
so bye bye bye bye bye bye bye.

LOLS.an evil cow just spammed your mom.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

today go school like do nothing so like whole day slack
mdm ang is srsly a mofo-licious , idiot-ness moron .
ppl sick cnnt take mc arh ?
then u die dont have proper funeral i see u rest in peace not .

so other than some idiot teacher being a grass monster.
ppl were snatching my psp in cls like its a chicken stick .
i have decided to call my psp KATHY cause its fat like her .

after school went to irc with jf and samuel
then jiehang came and DEVIN came .
then cs-ed , totally got owned . LOL .

so after that went up to play pool with noobs like hong chao and wen cong .
then like off form so win because they are noobs .
they eat ice cream by feeding them to a chicken then eating the chicken's stomach .

then like they go play bball .
actually they are just going there so eat grass .
so went to busstop with DEVIN then took bus home .

sian tmr got training and UGs are going to burn the school down .
then they say sorry to a cow cause king kong killed an ant .
thursday going play cs again . LOL .
with KATHY DAR DAR . KIDDING LOLS
friday got 2.4 . need to beat some idiot's zebra eating record

so now i need go eat water babies .
and if u at night want to watch horror movie
dream of an evil chicken staring at you with lion's eyes .

BEEF STEAK AND PORK CHOP ROCKS!!!!

Sunday, May 18, 2008

yesterday went out with EVIL CHICKEN , qiyi , jf and samuel.
ya so met up at clementi then bus-ed down to vivo first .

had lunched then decided to go to cine cause vivo cinema no space
so we flew to cine by walking . LOLS
then bought tickets for VEGAS .
Actually is how chickens fly in vegas.

then went arcade before the movie .
and the movie is super funny except for the last part .
after the movie i like damn emo la.

so went for dinner then took neoprints .
LOLS .
then mrt-ed home .

EVIL CHICKEN DIDNT WANT TO GO HOME .
SO SHE PRACTICED FLYING BUT FAILED THEN WENT HOME .
then msged her till 1 plus then sleep already .

im really really sorry k.
i promise i wont let something like this happen again .

Thursday, May 15, 2008

im blogging third day in a row and thats when a chicken learns to fly .

so today morning got chinese enrichment then sian like eeeee .
played burnout the whole lessons and sec 1s are irritating cows.

then at the end of the lesson got some feedback form thing ,
i wrote everything wo bu xi huan then when i show the teacher ,
she said hao . LOLS

after recess got some science alive crap .
ask us to drown babies in water until they become bloated .
and when they are bloated , u press their heads , they explode .

and EVIL CHICKEN today stomach pain .
i think grass is growing inside her stomach thats why .
and jason has killed another 75,000 ppl with hurricane bad breath .

tmr got interclass which is ... cause must play soccer .
but nvm soccer quite fun . LOLS .
and im retaking my 2.4 tmr cause last last week sprain my knee .
my target is like 10 mins which is crazy .

and tmr guides surely very very fun .
cause can PLAY WATER !!!!!
idk why i said that im not even in guides .
im in scouts . LOLS

so tmr is going to be damn fun .

BEEF STEAK AND PORK CHOP OWNS !!!!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

so today got back science paper .
60 1/2 . still okay cause nvr fail.

so overall only failed 1 paper .
which is an improvement .
i must never fail maths again . NEVER .

today was damn slack .
maths some idiot teacher that talks like a mouse came in.
wanted to play burnout but she ask us do maths .

after recess had this 2 hr plus thing
slept like at the last part of it .
cause it was so grassy and evil chickens were swimming in my pants.

school end go play bball.
wanted to go gym at first but i shall not say it.
so played bball and ate waffles . LOLS.

and ppl are flying in china which is chicken swimming
KFC kills chicken because they want to drink their blood .
so we should eat some pork related stuff to be an ice

BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE .
LOLS .

Monday, May 12, 2008

amazingly im actually blogging . LOLS

got back exam papers today .
results sucks .
at least only failed 1 subject . haha

then during class today we were like creating YO MOMMA jokes
LOLS . super funny la.

like ,
yo momma is so fat that when she steps on the weighing scale , it said to be continued .

and ,
yo momma is so fat that people had to use the great wall of china to measure her waist.

but most of them are retarded la
and jason is officially GUAILAN #2 . LOLS
but still better than LEONG JUN JIE cause he is GUAILAN CHAMPION .

YO MOMMA IS SO POOR THAT SHE GOES TO KFC TO LICK OTHER PEOPLE'S FINGERS.

YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WAS SWIMMING IN THE SEA , SPAIN CALLED HER THE NEW WORLD .

then after school went to ljs to buy big mac
and we ate dictionaries instead.
we pangseh-ed GUAILAN CHAMPION cause he is so stupid .

and nothing .

and i shall end with BYE .

BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE . THATS VULGAR .

Sunday, May 11, 2008

super tired now cause this morning arnd 5 am go air port fetch grandparents
like go there 10 mins then go home.so retarded. LOLS

and thanks EVIL CHICKEN for staying up with me
LOLS.she actually stayed up till 3 plus then arnd 4 then continue msging her

went to grandparents hse watch arnd 30 seconds of soccer and i fell asleep
the moment i woke up i turned the tv on and watched kids central.
after 2 mins then i realised that i was watching kids central so i watched some other stuff

msged EVIL CHICKEN but she nvr reply until arnd 11 plus
AND LEONG JUN JIE OF 2C1 IS VERY GUAILAN
i didnt know why i said that cause there's no link and
BIG MAC CAN TELL THE FUTURE. LOLS

then watched tv eat lunch then go sleep again
and tmr going watch movie with jf,qiyi and some unknown person
heard that the unknown person abit weird.

and midyears finally over so can slack like a slacker.
and friday going to ton at like some place but ppl are breathing.
and this is the third and im using in a row
and im addicted to and
and im starting a new paragraph

so was asked to write a long long post
so here i am writing it
so i crapping alot
so its not really good cause its retarded
so nothing

dont know what to say already la
except that MAN U will win the title again.
cause CHELSEA SUCKS ( to all chelsea fans , with lots of offence CHELSEA SUCKS)
and LA LAKERS will win the nba title this year.

and youtube has pictures of pikachu and some other power rangers
go youtube and search " pikachu makes love with pink ranger "
you will probably find nothing cause you are dumb enough to finish reading this sentence

I SHALL DEDICATE THIS PARAGRAPH TO GUAILAN :
your mom probably gave birth to you because she needed an extra bamboo.
the way you play basketball is as ugly as the person you see in the mirror
you wont get wet when its raining cause you are thin enough to dodge the raindrops
i get scared when i play basketball with you cause i see a skeleton dancing in front of me

to all ppl who know who guailan is just drink a cup of water
and eat a fishball but dont let your parents know that you are alive cause they probably cant accept the fact that the have such an ugly and retarded kid.
LOLS just kidding.
FOR THE 1006TH TIME : GOD LOVES YOU !!!!!

so i shall say HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL THE FATHERS AROUND THE WORLD
bye.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

exam for like 3 days then damn sian ..

today lit paper 1 hr 15 min .
finish in arnd 30 mins.
then sleep . LOL

so go play bball and soccer at my hse there with samuel and jf.
then jf got appointment for some problem
so went home use comp awhile with samuel

then go play soccer again
then rain so go eat maggie mee.
played free kick at the lifts which is retarded

and now samuel the gl ( joking .) is playing initial d on my psp and he's damn noob
and im blogging .

and bye .

Thursday, May 1, 2008

okay , i'm updating my blog after nearly a month which is like WOW . LOLS

so today went to irc with samuel and shihong .
jf kinda ps us go see doctor cause he had some knee injury and needed to chop it off

so we play like 2 hrs then ate then went home.

and i'm being forced by an evil chicken to update
i got nothing to say
so bye